Cover story is Iceburg and his Shipwrights (Paulie and the like) and the Sea Train
What on earth is this dragon...?!
Luffy: Hey! This guy talked just now!
Usopp: Don't be stupid we must have misheard!
Luffy: Hmm I guess you're right.
Usopp: Because I'm still having trouble dealing with the fact that this is a dragon!
Robin: No matter how you look at it this is indeed the creature spoken of in fantasy!
Zoro: ...no way!!
(The dragon blows fire)
*while dodging* Uwahhhh! It blew fire!
Usopp: Achachacha! There's no way this can exist! Are we dreaming!?
Zoro: How exciting!!
Luffy: Uhahaha! Gomu gomu JET Bullet!
Luffy punches it in the face
Luffy: ...!! Ohhh! This guy's skin is hard!!
*they stare each other down; dragon attacks with tail; Luffy deflects*
Zoro: Eh! Uwaa!
*Zoro and the dragon exchange blows*
Zoro: It's true, this dragon really talked! Santoryuu: Goku Toragari (Quindecillion Tiger Hunt)
Dragon: !! *the dragon opens its mouth and stops Zoro's attack with its fangs*
Zoro: Uoooo! Shit! What's with this power!? And this stiffness!?
Luffy: Nnnn.... Take this! *he kicks*
Zoro: ...! Luffy!
Luffy: It talked! Hey look!
Usopp: I heard it too! What's up with that?!
*the dragon leaps*
Luffy: It jumped! Uho!
Dragon: Bu! Are you lot also friends of the Shichibukai? *it breathes fire*
Usopp: Gyaaa... this heat! And it talked again!
Robin: It said Shichibukai. I wonder if it has some sort of grudge...
Zoro: Luffy leave this one to me. I'll cut it down!!\
Luffy: Ok! Got it! *Luffy launches off a wall into the air*
Luffy: I'll knock it down for you!
*Luffy rides on its back while avoiding the flames*
Dragon: Bu... but this coolness is strange. These flames are cool!!
Luffy: Hey we've got a problem! There's a person stuck to the dragon's head!
Usopp: Ehh!? What sort of state are they in?!
Robin: Ah, so the one who was talking...
*the dragon tries to snap at Luffy, but Luffy grabs its wing and thrusts it into its mouth*
*the dragon falls*
Usopp: Got it! Hissastu Midori Boshi (Sure Kill Green Star): Tramporia!"
Zoro: Ittouryuu (1-Sword Style) Igoshi Shishi Sonson (somethingDeath: Lion Song)
*the dragon is killed*
Usopp: Uooo! Amazing!
Luffy: Nahahaha! This dragon looks delicious!
Zoro: We could have a barbecue with this island's flames.
جاري الترجمة ^.^